Benaam Sa Ye Dard, Thehar Kyon Nahi Jata
Benaam Sa Ye Dard, Thehar Kyon Nahi Jata
Jo Beet Gaya Hai, Woh Guzar Kyon Nahi Jata
Sab Kuch To Hai, Kya Dhundti Rehti Hai Nigaahein
Kya Baat Hai, Mai Waqt Pe Ghar Kyon Nahi Jata
Woh Ek Hi Chera Toh Nahi Saare Jahan Mein
Jo Door Hai Woh Dil Se Utar Kyon Nahi Jata
Main Apni Hi Uljhi Hui Raho Ka Tamasha
Jate Hain Jidhar Sab Main Udhar Kyon Nahi Jata
Woh Naam Jo Na Jane Kab Se, Na Chehra Na Badan Hai
Woh Khawaab Agar Hai To Bikhar Kyo Nahi Jata”
LIKE MY WIFE
A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, “I’m sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her.”
“Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!” she screamed.
“Funny,” he muttered, “you even sound exactly like her.”
rishte nato ki is duniya me
rishte nato ki is duniya me,
charo taraf andhiyara hai,
yeh zindagi to meri apni hai,
par meri har saas par adhikar tumahara hai.
main sajti hoon tumhare liye, main savarti hoon tumahare liye,
bikhar jati hoon tumhare pyar me alokit hokar,
ye yatharth hai sachai hai ya phir koi bhrum humara hai……
Pyaar Bina Jeena
Pyaar kamjor dil se kiya nahi ja sakta,
Zeher Dushman se liya nahi ja sakta,
Dil mein basi hai ulfat jis pyar ki
us ke bina jiya nahi ja sakta.
Tum gaana bahut achcha gaati ho
Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha gaati ho.
Girl: Nahin, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon.
Boy: To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain.