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What is a girl friend

sukhdeep — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 07:23:43 +0000

What is a girl friend ?

Addition of problems, subtraction of money, Multiplication of enemies & division of friends.

NESCAFE: thing that comes 2 my mind

sukhdeep — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 07:23:25 +0000

Ur the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind.
I wish I could start my day with U in my bed.
I just luv Ur feel to my lips. U just make my day.
I love U
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NESCAFE!

Peter called his doctor for an appointment

sukhdeep — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 07:22:38 +0000

Peter called his doctor’s office for an appointment.

“I’m sorry,” said the receptionist, “we can’t fit you in for at least two weeks.”

“But I could be dead by then!”

“No problem. If your wife lets us know, we’ll cancel the appointment. “

At the cocktail party

sukhdeep — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 05:57:06 +0000

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another,

“Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?

” The other replied, “Yes I am, I married the wrong man.”

LIKE MY WIFE

Mack — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 04:38:40 +0000

A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, “I’m sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her.”

“Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!” she screamed.

“Funny,” he muttered, “you even sound exactly like her.”

Tum gaana bahut achcha gaati ho

Mack — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 04:28:11 +0000

Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha gaati ho.

Girl: Nahin, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon.

Boy: To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain.

A disappointed salesman

Mack — Wed, 02 May 2007 03:40:16 +0000

A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment.A friend asked, “Why weren’t you successful with the Arabs?”

The salesman explained, “When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I will makes a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn’t know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through 3 posters…

First poster, a man crawling through the hot desert sand… Totally exhausted and panting. Second poster, the man is drinking our Cola and Third, our man is now totally refreshed.

Then these posters were pasted all over the place” “That should have worked,” said the friend.

The salesman replied, ” Well, not only did I not speak Arabic, I also didn’t realise that Arabs Read from Right to Left…”

Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath

Mack — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 04:33:20 +0000

Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya,
Hot Coffee order Ki,Coffee Aate Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu?
Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.

One Sardar read a board

Mack — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 04:32:30 +0000

One Sardar read a board,
likhney wala briliant,parhney wala idiot,
Sardar becomes engry,he rub the board and writes,
parhney wala briliant,likhney wala idiot.

Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?

Mack — Fri, 29 Dec 2006 07:59:57 +0000

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye