Tum gaana bahut achcha gaati ho
Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha gaati ho.
Girl: Nahin, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon.
Boy: To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain.
A disappointed salesman
A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment.A friend asked, “Why weren’t you successful with the Arabs?”
The salesman explained, “When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I will makes a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn’t know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through 3 posters…
First poster, a man crawling through the hot desert sand… Totally exhausted and panting. Second poster, the man is drinking our Cola and Third, our man is now totally refreshed.
Then these posters were pasted all over the place” “That should have worked,” said the friend.
The salesman replied, ” Well, not only did I not speak Arabic, I also didn’t realise that Arabs Read from Right to Left…” 
Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath
Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya,
Hot Coffee order Ki,Coffee Aate Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu?
Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.
One Sardar read a board
One Sardar read a board,
likhney wala briliant,parhney wala idiot,
Sardar becomes engry,he rub the board and writes,
parhney wala briliant,likhney wala idiot.
Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye